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Very, very good

Very, very good... for a disturbing, disturbing video! I wouldn't want to be friends with the guy who made this thing, but what I do want to say is that this series has the best voice-acting of any flash I have ever seen, anywhere. Better than many movies and cartoons even. Heck, this guy nearly sounds like one of Gollum's relatives. The music and fx were subtle and very well done, you almost don't notice them they're so good, they don't draw attention to themselves because they are so perfectly placed.

What's disturbing about the character Salad Fingers, is that it seems like he's only pretending to "accidentally" let go of the oven door, kinda like plausible deniability. As if he really needed to call for help in order to get the fish out of the oven, come on. He lured that kid, then coerced him into doing his bidding out of fear. Great movie.

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This is the greatest thing ever, I love it!!!

Here's the dice

First of all, the pre-loader is broke. So, just wait a while, then right-click and hit play.

Next, why is it that poor Iron Man is all rusted??? You've ruined Iron Man! AHHH! Trying to draw him by hand was a BIG mistake. I suggest you do some research into the vector line abilities of flash, you could make a real tight looking Iron Man by use the vector controls and lines, and using a some gradient art. I'd love to see that, I'm almost tempted to do it myself.

Once again, however, the story is lacking in this one. Some random baddies doing not much get chased, which as reeeeeal cheesy ending. "You got served"? That's so yesterday. That phrase was laughable 20 seconds after the movie came out. And what was with the funky push-ups? We know IM is strong and all, but those were breaking the laws of physics.

Hilarious!

Why didn't I think of that??? Love your Harry Potter puppets too, make part 3!!! NOW!

Whoa

Damn, that is one of the most stone-cold things I have ever seen. You are one sick man. Sadly enough, this flash was actually better than most of the stuff LC made. There's something really, really weird feeling about making a flash reliving LC's last days... I can't believe you did that!

Okay, a real review

For being your second published work this is pretty good, however, as with your first work, "Syphen Transformation" it suffers from ill-conceived timing. You could have done this movie in roughly half the time by making every shot count. For instance, you could have started off slow just like you did, building tension, but as it got closer and closer you could have just cut back and forth showing the sonar just as it passes the creature on the display rather than making us wait for a full revolution. In the mean-time, some shots of a captain getting more and more nervous, a crew scrambling, the captain stands and order a torpedoe fired, their fear when it misses, etc. With a little work this could really be something. And then once the torpedoe misses the captain orders full-steam away, and to surface, or something like that. But the creature catches them. And then there's the question of why it's after them in the first-place? Maybe this is the first sub designed for the exploration of the deep-deep sea, down where the real monsters live and no sun shines.

Your main problem was timing, your second problem was not developing the story quite enough. However, I do see a couple gems in this work that surprised me and because of that I think you have talent. The way you made the creature dodge the torpedoe was sweet, very anime-esque. And the creature swimming past the window when it was too close for sonar to see, also sweet.

Perhaps a last showdown between the captain and the beast would have been your clincher scene that could have made this movie a true classic. I can just see it, red-emergency lights all over the ship, there's a hull-breach in the aft-section so they close off the doors to prevent the ship scuttling, only we cut away to see the creature make it just past the automatically closing emergency doors. Back to the captain and they start hearing random screams from the aft section, so the crew-members grab weapons and head back there, with the last one being thrown back into the command-center at the last second having been eviscerated. Suddenly the lights go out, and then start flashing like a brown-out, and the last thing the captain sees through the strobe-like light is the creature coming at him illuminated by the flashes of light as he fires his pistol.

I mean, this whole idea could be developed so much more and turned into something really great. So next time don't just take the easy way out and tack on an ending on the credit scene, k? GOOD JOB.

23450 responds:

believe me if i had more time i would have done most of what you asked me to do, but i am going to newfoundland(long two week trip) so i wanted to get it done. but i will probably make a better version sometime.

Yeah...

So ummm, why did the chameleon eat the meteor? And uhhh, why did it then explode and turn into a butterfly exactly? My favorite part was when the chameleon turned colors, that was pretty cool after all.

Dude...

Gah, that was just CRAP. Just a silly little flame graphic all over the screen pointlessly looping. It's TERRIBLE. The only reason you didn't get blammed immediately is because you're dogging Richard Simmons. If I hated him more I may not have blammed you, but he was only there for a second and then on fire, then you don't even see him at all, just pointless.

Welll...

Sorry to blam you, but I finally found something worse than 'clocks', and that is this movie, with 'locks'. Gah, ppl, learn to animate and draw faces instead of trying to do something Dali like this. I mean, everything else was great, good technical art, but then why fail on the faces? Especially knowing that the face is the heart of your animation, do chibi or something, but not (c)locks. And another thing, used to be people didn't have microphones hooked to their computer, now every does, either make use of it or keep with the text dialog! MS-voice sounds are a serious turn-off that should be saved solely for animating robots, Al Gore and John Kerry. And WindowsXP? I love it, so you lost another point with me there, oh well. At least I watched the whole thing, so you didn't completely bore me. And having to click for them to fight, that suxd! Either a flash should have a lot of interaction, or none. But don't freeze action in the middle of a scene, just because you can, and make me click a single button that does one thing. I mean, it's like you though you were giving me a choice, but then my only real choice was 'stop watching this' or 'click this button', then you did it twice. So there was absolutely no point to it. I think you could go far with your vids, just ditch the lock thing, plz.

DiaDz responds:

Sorry, but... LL 4EVR!!!

Just horrible

This movie has 3,650kb of 'good music', and anout 57.6 kb of actual flash 'animation' (if you can call this thing animated). Not reccomended. This deserves a blam, not 3.73! Aren't you a poser cause you made your friends vote for you?

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