Anenome's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Very, very good

Very, very good... for a disturbing, disturbing video! I wouldn't want to be friends with the guy who made this thing, but what I do want to say is that this series has the best voice-acting of any flash I have ever seen, anywhere. Better than many movies and cartoons even. Heck, this guy nearly sounds like one of Gollum's relatives. The music and fx were subtle and very well done, you almost don't notice them they're so good, they don't draw attention to themselves because they are so perfectly placed.

What's disturbing about the character Salad Fingers, is that it seems like he's only pretending to "accidentally" let go of the oven door, kinda like plausible deniability. As if he really needed to call for help in order to get the fish out of the oven, come on. He lured that kid, then coerced him into doing his bidding out of fear. Great movie.

[Kerry + Edwards]

!!!

This is the greatest thing ever, I love it!!!

[IronMan2]

Here's the dice

First of all, the pre-loader is broke. So, just wait a while, then right-click and hit play.

Next, why is it that poor Iron Man is all rusted??? You've ruined Iron Man! AHHH! Trying to draw him by hand was a BIG mistake. I suggest you do some research into the vector line abilities of flash, you could make a real tight looking Iron Man by use the vector controls and lines, and using a some gradient art. I'd love to see that, I'm almost tempted to do it myself.

Once again, however, the story is lacking in this one. Some random baddies doing not much get chased, which as reeeeeal cheesy ending. "You got served"? That's so yesterday. That phrase was laughable 20 seconds after the movie came out. And what was with the funky push-ups? We know IM is strong and all, but those were breaking the laws of physics.

[Seinfeld II]

Hilarious!

Why didn't I think of that??? Love your Harry Potter puppets too, make part 3!!! NOW!

[Sunrise and Mischief]

Yeah...

So ummm, why did the chameleon eat the meteor? And uhhh, why did it then explode and turn into a butterfly exactly? My favorite part was when the chameleon turned colors, that was pretty cool after all.

[***RICHSIMMONSISONFIRE***]

Dude...

Gah, that was just CRAP. Just a silly little flame graphic all over the screen pointlessly looping. It's TERRIBLE. The only reason you didn't get blammed immediately is because you're dogging Richard Simmons. If I hated him more I may not have blammed you, but he was only there for a second and then on fire, then you don't even see him at all, just pointless.

[Blue Screen : Episode 1]

Welll...

Sorry to blam you, but I finally found something worse than 'clocks', and that is this movie, with 'locks'. Gah, ppl, learn to animate and draw faces instead of trying to do something Dali like this. I mean, everything else was great, good technical art, but then why fail on the faces? Especially knowing that the face is the heart of your animation, do chibi or something, but not (c)locks. And another thing, used to be people didn't have microphones hooked to their computer, now every does, either make use of it or keep with the text dialog! MS-voice sounds are a serious turn-off that should be saved solely for animating robots, Al Gore and John Kerry. And WindowsXP? I love it, so you lost another point with me there, oh well. At least I watched the whole thing, so you didn't completely bore me. And having to click for them to fight, that suxd! Either a flash should have a lot of interaction, or none. But don't freeze action in the middle of a scene, just because you can, and make me click a single button that does one thing. I mean, it's like you though you were giving me a choice, but then my only real choice was 'stop watching this' or 'click this button', then you did it twice. So there was absolutely no point to it. I think you could go far with your vids, just ditch the lock thing, plz.

DiaDz responds:

Sorry, but... LL 4EVR!!!

[The Green Ninja]

Just horrible

This movie has 3,650kb of 'good music', and anout 57.6 kb of actual flash 'animation' (if you can call this thing animated). Not reccomended. This deserves a blam, not 3.73! Aren't you a poser cause you made your friends vote for you?